February 2012
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thearchersbowshavebr0ken:
Charlie Day is the cutest.
I always seem to
Find a way to injure myself while under the influence of alcohol. A month ago, I sliced through my forearm on a door hinge. Last weekend, I had a bruise the size of a lemon on my pelvis from falling down in a basement. This weekend I managed to somehow slam my nose into Vincent’s head.
It’s fine and all, in the moment. But as soon as I sober up, they hurt like a bitch. I’ll need...
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Thank god for M.Ward
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Why does my boyfriend look exactly like Taylor...
this is blowing my mind.
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Why is it that,
The time of the month when my boobs are so incredibly voluptuous that they no longer fit in my bra, is the same time of the month when I feel about as feminine as Tilda Swinton…?
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Lets play...
What can Cozy do with a box of Spaghetti, a block of Rosenborg, coconut, turkey kielbasa, and fresh spinach?
I will never take you seriously if,
You Picnik your photos
You have a “Salt Life” bumper sticker
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I'll never be truly african american
Until I learn to appreciate Nike high heels. And that, will never happen.
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Vincent
Has an irrational love for ‘Nigga’s in Paris’
Hoping it blows over